[Killua cackles, then clutches his chest, almost choking on his bread.]

Ahahaha!! Your face! Oh god—[he struggles through his giggles. this side of Blue is.......... good. Killua might be experiencing a little power high right now.]

Nothing as fun as you think, I’ll bet, [Killua teases, leaning forward as he bounces his eyebrows, his fingers at the edge of the counter.] I just mean I wonder what you’d be like drunk! Dunno if what you’re thinking and I’m thinking has anything in common...

[uh oh. Killua is now wondering. maybe hoping?? no, no, ok. later. jesus. he sits straight again.]

Wait, but you’ve drank before?

[he pauses, scowling a little.]

Man, even though I had such a wild upbringing, somehow you guys are both ahead of me... That’s a little annoying.