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š•œš•šš•š•š•¦š•’ ⚔ š•«š• š•š••š•Ŗš•”š•œ ([personal profile] trypanophobic) wrote2019-07-31 08:54 am

i guess this lives here instead

Who: Killua, Blue, Gon
Where: Babyhouse (the apartment of said 3 people)
When: After Helisium
Format: [brackets]
Open/Closed closed
Summary: Killua comes home drunk as fuck from his attempt to decompress at the festival—but there's a reason why Killua isn't much for letting loose and living in the moment...

[Killua comes home pretty late. it's not really on purpose—a lot happened, and Killua found he was having so much fun, he wanted to maintain the way he was feeling... you know, from snatching drinks off trays. or straight up off bar counters, when he got to feeling a little too ballsy. eventually, he of course was caught, but not quite met with consequence. too slippery. and he'd hung out with some other folks—girls he already knew, and now felt a little closer to. and it was fun! it was fucking fun, and simple, and fine.

and now he's back here. the god forsaken den of tension. it's like all of Killua's patience for this situation has been drowned as much as his sobriety. but of course, he isn't totally bent out of shape—it seems like his evening has more or less had the desired effect on his mood, displayed by his clumsy entrance, followed by a boisterous laugh as he hangs off the door handle. he's not going to let the tension get to him—he won't bend any longer! enough is enough. he's decided this.]


Oops! Haha! Wow.

[his laughter clears up with a sigh as Killua closes the door, a little loudly. oops. it's still amusing to him how compromised his motor skills are; he'd thought he'd adjust by now. Killua's always poisoned himself on purpose, but the effects weren't usually so novel.]

Watch it.

[indeed, this is said to the door as Killua regains a straight posture—but it's sort of abnormally so, like he's overcompensating.]
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Blue, meanwhile.......]

[Spent the entire night tossing and turning with indecision. Indecision on what any of what Killua said meant; indecision on his own feelings. Killua's drunken fate, as it were, was left to what he assumed was Gon's capable hands.]

[By mid-morning, he's almost even forgotten about it- until....]

[It's already so late that he isn't expecting Killua's appearance once it happens; he'd long since cautiously crept out from his room after some initial anxiousness.]

[But when he glances up over the edge of the book he's reading, he immediately jolts, and flushes, and stares. Except he isn't sure Killua can actually see anything right now, with how he's squinting miserably at the rest of the world.]

[Blue remembers that. He doesn't envy him.]

[He decides not to say anything, instead maintaining long, apprehensive eye sort-of-contact. He doesn't know what Killua remembers, much less will tolerate at this juncture.]


...Morning... [He meekly whispers. Maybe that much is okay.]
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[As their eyes meet more surely, and Killua's shower-flushed skin flushes even further....]

[Ah. So he remembers. Blue's flush grows in turn, eyes slowly, coyly curving away again back to his book. He raises it slightly, over his nose.]

[Damn him, just standing around in a towel.......]


Almost noon. I know you wake up late, so I wasn't worried, but.....

[His eyes creep back again. But, now he's worried.] You feel like Trubbish, right?
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. People call alcohol a poison for a reason, right?

[Then it occurs to him. He blinks with surprise, glancing up from his book again.] I thought you couldn't get poisoned....? But you didn't have any immunity to alcohol? [The most common one....]

[WTF, Zoldycks, pick up the slack!!]

[Blue watches him struggle towards the kitchen with a moment of reluctance, before unfolding himself from the couch and moving ahead of him, getting the glass full of water before he can make it there. He nearly motions to help cradle it up for Killua to sip, hovering nervously.]
Here. Drink slowly...

Don't try to eat too much more until you're sure you won't get sick. I made that mistake, ugh...
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, spiked drinks are totally a thing! ...Which, if you’re just a light rascally menace, means booze in the punch bowl and not actual drugged drinks.]

[Once he seems fine, Blue stops his hovering, but he pinks when Killua glances at him like that. Maybe he was just being annoying...]


Well, if you think you’re okay. I’ll make something, if you want, I guess.

[Blue is being awfully generous this morning, isn’t he? And a little clingy. Hmm.]

[He busies himself in the kitchen, hoping Killua will ease himself into a low chair.]
I hope at least now you know why I said to avoid all that troublesome stuff...
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blue gets some eggs out to scramble them- he figures some comfort food is better than trying to push him to be healthy in a time like this- and rummages to see what he can add.]

Whether you had fun or not isnt the issue.... [He grumbles, face pinking again while its turned away into the fridge.] Anyway, you can have fun without suffering through this, isn't that better?

[He’s trying not to bring up... exactly what happened....]
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Even so... [Blue scowls. He always feels like he uses that excuse, when he’s doing something bad for him.... but he doesn’t really know how to address it, so he doesn’t.]

[When Killua brings up what Blue had mentioned he previous night- ah, he remembers that too- Blue pauses mid-reach into the cupboard before continuing what he was doing, without turning around. He frowns though, more as though considering something difficult.]

[How the heck does he explain what happened with Guzma...]


It’s a long story... [He doesn’t even know where to begin. Killua never really heard about when Red first showed up, he thinks; and Blue has no desire to describe the terrible state he ended up in, the nosedive his mental health took, and how Guzma was the only one to demonstrate an understanding of any sort...]

[...Even if his solutions weren’t quite... the best...]
That jerk irritates me and it always seems to be trouble dealing with him, but... he’s helped me out a few times, believe it or not. [He purses his lips, turning slightly back to face Killua, more by necessity as he continues preparing brunch.] I can’t really explain it well except that his Roar is worse than his Bite. Once you get that, you can just ignore the dumb stuff he says okay.

[None of this is really an answer though, Blue realizes, and furrows his brow.] He was trying to cheer me up, I guess. He just really sucks at it.

—Whatever happened when you fought, I still assume he deserved it. He deserves whatever stupid stuff he gets himself into. Tch, I hope he gets attacked by one of those poor monsters he goes hunting. [Little does he know.]
Edited 2019-08-01 17:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-01 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don’t get me wrong! I still think he’s a messed up jerk. And a really crappy adult! But all the adults here from my world are pretty crappy, ā€˜cept Anabel-neechan, I guess.

[Haha... ha. He still doesn’t know.]

[Blue uncomfortably watches Killua process this. He was nervous about talking to him about Guzma, knowing their mutual dislike, and he didn’t blame Killua for that, either. But Guzma had done enough for him, in his clumsy ways, that... he didn’t think he could just pretend like he didn’t care. Even if Killua thought less of him for it... His stomach twists anxiously.]


And also, I know you don’t like Bug types, but Golisopod is a really nice PokĆ©mon. I like him a lot.... so you should be nice to him!

[With a satisfied, kind of cheerful grin, he adds] He’s a father now, anyway.
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-08 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s totally an adult thing. [Blue nods in agreement.]

[As for the question, Blue gives him a flat work. Like.... in theory? Does Killua not know where babies come from.....?]


Bugs are living things that breed like anything else... Or did your parents never tell you? You didn’t get dropped outta the sky by a Togekiss.

[At this rate, even if Killua didn’t understand Blue would probably only confuse him more....]
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-08 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

We dunno who the mom is.... [Blue taps a finger to his lower lip.] For some reason, Golisopod is being really sneaky about it...

I wonder if it’s a PokĆ©mon whose trainer Guzma doesn’t like... Maybe like a forbidden romance!

[Blue gushes this suggestion mischievously, and a little charmed at the idea. He’s.... a romantic, okay.]
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-08 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course they do!! [Blue sharply barks back, like a reprimand, and turns his nose up.] You really don't give them enough credit, they're smarter than people, sometimes!

Anyway, it seems that there may be more eggs around. If you see any eggs about this big, [Blue motions- the size of a football] beige with green splotches on it, lemme know, okay? I don't want them getting picked up by people who dunno what they are...
Edited 2019-08-08 21:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-08 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not my PokƩmon's child. All of my PokƩmon are male.

[Blue says like it's the most obvious thing. Sheesh, Killua!!] ...I wonder who it is, though.... I don't know everyone's PokƩmon so well, so I don't know who has a female PokƩmon that would be compatible with Golisopod. Another bug.... or a crustacean Water-type...

None come to mind..... Hmm. [Blue sinks his chin into his hand, and munches on some berries.] Even PokƩmon want to start a family sometimes, I guess.
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[personal profile] blueser 2019-08-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? Of course they can--

Hmm... [Blue squints, rubs his chin, and tries to decide how to explain this... He pulls his PokƩdex and fiddles around, eventually producing for Killua a photo of an ancient-looking stone carving.]

Scientists believe all non-legendary PokƩmon have a common ancient ancestor! It was called 'Mew'... It might be extinct now, but we don't really know.

[He pockets his dex again.] And, since they all have a common ancestor, there's some commonality in genetics between a lot of PokƩmon... Recent research has been done to sort them into breeding groups as the understanding of PokƩmon compatibility and breeding grows. There's a student of my gramps, Professor Elm, in Johto- that's specialized area of study.

...Are you okay? You look like you're about to pass out again. [Maybe this is all a little much for hungover, late-morning Killua to grasp...]

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